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May 14 '12

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— On a post about Supernatural

May 13 '12

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— On a post about Hawaii 5-0.

Mar 18 '12

I enjoy my thunderstorm, too

I enjoy your thunderstorm … however with no energy…it’s going to be any hot nighttime!

- On a post about Swagapalooza

Feb 24 '12

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Post where comment was submitted: http://blog.asha.org/2012/02/21/the-time-has-come-for-speech-language-pathology-license-portability/

Topic: Speech-language pathology license portability

Feb 23 '12

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Posted to: http://blog.asha.org/2012/01/26/best-new-games-for-speech-therapy/

Topic: speech therapy games

Feb 23 '12

Hopefully your mother doesn’t share gems

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Posted to:http://blog.asha.org/2012/01/31/low-tech-speech-therapy/

topic: low-tech speech therapy

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Feb 18 '12

I’m not a doctor, and I don’t even play one on television

i think im pregnant

— On a post about student loan debt

Feb 17 '12

Exit stage left

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— On a blog post about the relative worth of bachelor’s degrees

Feb 8 '12

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— On a post about the relative worth of bachelor’s degrees

Jan 12 '12
I want to find this commenter and give her an award. (Source)

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