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Comment Spam

Spam comments on blogs have gone way past the vI@gra silliness of yesteryear. They've become utterly poetic in their randomness. We celebrate the joy of reading an especially epic spam comment.

Posts tagged comment spam

Nov 28 '11
On a post about women traveling alone

On a post about women traveling alone

Oct 30 '11

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— On my resume

Jul 28 '11

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— on a post about a stop-motion LEGO video

Jul 27 '11

Can you hear what I’m thinking?

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!
they can hear and see what your visually thinking

the reason alot of asians have completely expressionless faces, only associate with asians and dont associate with non asians very much is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read read minds, if all over a billion asians were to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non asians, associate with non asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then alot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they dont like or find astonishing or funny, and if they were all to associate with non asians alot more there would be alot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those other people think things they dont like, so they only associate with asians so there wont be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place

think about it, its not normal how alot of them act, and the entire way they act is all to hide their mind reading abilities, it makes perfect sense to do all of that to hide that they can read minds, because all of that is the perfect way to do it!
every single asian on the planet is hiding their mind reading abilities, they value hiding their mind reading abilities more then their own lives!
thats why nobody knows about it!

try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around asians, and try looking for asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they dont like, find funny or astonishing
it still happens despite a large number of them having completely expressionless faces all the time, it would just happen alot more if none of htem had completely expressionless faces all the time, its not uncommon!

i know this sounds crazy, impossible, and completely unbelievable, BUT IT ISNT CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

you have to spread the message!!!
the world has to know about this!!!!

— On a post about a freaky ‘shopped photo of a cat

Jun 8 '11

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Projector it is certainly thought powerfully up, but it would seem to me is better it to make in phone. I think it will turn out better as the sizes will be already more.

— On a post about the Apple iWatch (conceptual only)

Jun 8 '11

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on a post about TWTRCON, from a locksmith

Jun 1 '11
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I can see how a post about Apple making a battery recharger would excite you so.
May 30 '11

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Mr. Spock will roll over in his grave after he reads this quote centuries from now and then dies. On a post about a Cold Stone Creamery coupon, of all things.

May 27 '11
"29. You really make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this topic to be actually something that I think I would never understand. It seems too complex and very broad for me. I’m looking forward for your next post, I will try to get the hang of it!"

On a post about Ronald McDonald

Side note: Does the “29” at the beginning of the comment mean they had 28 other spam comments on a list before that? Just sayin’.

May 23 '11
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On a post about Halloween